The Big Trip Up Yonder

THE BIG TRIP UP YONDER

By KURT VONNEGUT, JR.

Illustrated by KOSSIN

_If it was good enough for your grandfather, forget it ... it is much too good for anyone else!_

Gramps Ford, his chin resting on his hands, his hands on the crook of his cane, was staring irascibly at the five-foot television screen that dominated the room. On the screen, a news commentator was summar...