Figures of speech

Figures of Speech

by W. C. Tuttle Author of “No Wonder,” “Sparing the Family Tree,” etc.

DEAR HANK:

Well, Hank, the world does move, as has been said before, and there is lots of times when a feller ain’t got no pen in hand; so them is likely a few of the reasons why you probably ain’t wrote to me for so long, eh?

Nobody ever got eye-paralysis from getting too many le...